My war with Vista is at a standstill. Fighting from the trenches, we have taken to exchanging textual gifts. My troops claim they have successfully reduced Vista's armies from 1.5 MB to a mere 800 MB--a staggering feat. Vista's propaganda continues to point to its successful use of 800 MB to do no more than XP was able to do in 150 MB, Mac OS in 8 MB, and Xerox Star in 384 KB. We needn't go into the heroic deeds of even older, and greater, ancestors, or their younger offspring who continue to go forth in small vessels of great success. Below, you may see the terrible lies and slurs Vista hurls at us. My troops, brave and a tad foolish, as the young are wont to be, attempted to storm the dark realm of Vista Journal--a place of fame, or of infamy, where heroic deeds of great battles, past and future, are recorded.

Windows Vista declares victory in the Skirmish of Windows Journal.

You may contrast this travesty with that perpetrated on another wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton-Exxon Inc., as shown below from a recent and ongoing confllict.

President George W. Bush addresses sailors and the nation from the flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln off the coast of San Diego, California May 1, 2003.

I have been tempted to hurl objects, such as shoes, at this idiotic excuse for a useful thing. I believe I would be more successful than the brave scribe who hurled his shoes at King Bush, as unlike politicians Vista is as yet incapable of ducking and weaving.

Rest assured, our troops remain steadfast and undaunted.